المهاجر الجريح
10-12-2009, 07:36 PM
What will happen if An Insect Falls In A Cup Of Coffee ????
The British : will throw the cup into the street and leave
the coffee shop for
good.
The American: will get the insect out and drink the
coffee.
The Chinese: will eat the insect and drink the coffee.
The Israeli will:
(1) Sell the coffee to the American and the insect to the
Chinese.
(2) Cry on all media channels that he feels insecure.
(3) Accuse the Palestinians, Hizb Allah , Syria and Iran
of using germ-weapons.
(4) Keep on crying about anti-semitism and violations of
human rights.
(5) Ask the Palestinian President to stop planting insects
in the cups of coffee.
(6) Re-occupy the West Bank, Gaza Strip
(7) Demolish houses, confiscate lands, cut water and
electrity from Palestinian houses and randomly shoot Palestinians.
(8) Ask the UnitedStates for urgent military support and a loan of one million dollars inorder to buy a new cup of coffee.
(9) Ask the United Nations to punish the coffee-shop owner by making him offer free coffee to him till the end of the century.
(10) Last but not least, accuse the whole world to be standing still, not even sympathizing with the Israeli Nation.
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The British : will throw the cup into the street and leave
the coffee shop for
good.
The American: will get the insect out and drink the
coffee.
The Chinese: will eat the insect and drink the coffee.
The Israeli will:
(1) Sell the coffee to the American and the insect to the
Chinese.
(2) Cry on all media channels that he feels insecure.
(3) Accuse the Palestinians, Hizb Allah , Syria and Iran
of using germ-weapons.
(4) Keep on crying about anti-semitism and violations of
human rights.
(5) Ask the Palestinian President to stop planting insects
in the cups of coffee.
(6) Re-occupy the West Bank, Gaza Strip
(7) Demolish houses, confiscate lands, cut water and
electrity from Palestinian houses and randomly shoot Palestinians.
(8) Ask the UnitedStates for urgent military support and a loan of one million dollars inorder to buy a new cup of coffee.
(9) Ask the United Nations to punish the coffee-shop owner by making him offer free coffee to him till the end of the century.
(10) Last but not least, accuse the whole world to be standing still, not even sympathizing with the Israeli Nation.
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